codons:
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
chanted:
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
framesjanco:
a haiku
i am so horny
i am so so so horny
i am so horny
eggsammich:
itsanearhatloki:
weepcest:
there should be a word for platonic crushes
like when you want to be someone’s friend so hard
why isn’t that a thing
there is
THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION TO ME
clumsyoctopus:
life rules
- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude
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jetgirl78:
Favorite Ladylove Kisses: The L Word - Tina/Bette
Bette: I love you. I have no doubt about that. I’m just afraid that…
Tina: Everything you’re feeling right now is because we’re not really together. It’s an affair.
Bette: No.
Tina: But it is.
Bette: For me, when I really search myself it doesn’t feel like an affair. For me, it feels like I’m coming home.
